Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but … - Christian Finnegan

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Small businesses are seeing huge rate increases every year, and more and more of them are saying they just can't afford to provide coverage. That's part of the reason more than 45 million Americans are now uninsured.

Christian Finnegan

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

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Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

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