I can always tell when you're reading somewhere in the house,' my mother used to say. 'There's a special silence, a reading silence.
I regretted the time I wasted on things that did not matter with people that [do] matter.
I no longer try to be right; I choose to be happy.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
What would come, would come. . . and you would have to meet it, when it did.
Look, any amount I make, somebody's going to be mad.
Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers without cause. The van is the cause, asshole.