My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.
Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.
You weren’t in any real danger. We knew exactly where you were all the time.
The birds fly in the wrong places and there are too many stars in the sky.
Freedom of speech is a fundamental human right.
But then, he thought, most politicians are small and shabby, the sort of people who have been bullied at school. That's why they become politicians.
Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.
It is the true duty of every man to promote the happiness of his fellow creatures to the utmost of his power.
I didn't really play dress up when I was a kid, and I'm really T-shirt and jeans-y.
I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.