At my age, you are naturally inclined towards teaching.
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
I see the world as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously
As they say in my country, the only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual.
Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.
When you go through a tunnel - you're going on a train - you go through a tunnel, the tunnel is dark, but you're still going forward. Just remember that. But if you're not going to get up on stage for one night because you're discouraged or something, then the train is going to stop. Everytime you get up on stage, if it's a long tunnel, it's going to take a lot of times of going on stage before things get bright again. You keep going on stage, you go forward. EVERY night you go on stage.
It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you.
With respect to some of the specific legislation or initiatives that I've made, it's true that Republicans often opposed these things. Sometimes they opposed them because I proposed them. Now that they are responsible for governing, I think they'll find that reversing them would be counterproductive.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.