I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if … - Eddie Izzard

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It was night and I could see a large and calm lake, reflecting the moon. Black mountains rose around it. I arrived from between two of these mountains, I looked at the lake and the moon, and that was it, nothing else happened.

Eddie Izzard

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.

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I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

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I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

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It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.

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