Freedom is strangely ephemeral. It is something like breathing; one only becomes acutely aware of its importance when one is choking.
I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
A lot of people think Heaven is sitting around on a cloud playing a harp all day, doing nothing except being holy - and they don't find it very appealing! Thank God that is not what Heaven is like!
No chord in populism reverberates more strongly than the notion that the robust common sense of an unstained outsider is the best medicine for an ailing polity. Caligula doubtless got big cheers from the plebs when he installed his horse as proconsul.
Emotional intelligence, more than any other factor, more than I. Q. or expertise, accounts for 85% to 90% of success at work. . . I. Q. is a threshold competence. You need it, but it doesn't make you a star. Emotional intelligence can.
Prayer that is born of meditation upon the Word of God is the prayer that soars upward most easily to God's listening ears.