Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
A family with the wrong members in control; that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.
It's nonsensical to derive a priceearnings ratio by dividing the known current price by unknown future earnings.
It's not what the world holds for you. It's what you bring to it.
Christ would be a national advertiser today, I am sure, as He was a great advertiser in His own day. He thought of His life as business.