I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every … - Henry Cho

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I heard that I have three ribs, that I have more surgeries than Cher - whatever they say, they say; I know who I am.

Henry Cho

I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn't change for Vegas.

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College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents. . . and bounce it.

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My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah. . . but she's never said I was boring!

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Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now doing a kid's job. Being a more mature Christian these days makes it easier than when I first started. Now I get to do shows of my choosing and a lot of folks attending the shows know my work and expect a clean show.

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My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old. . . but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

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As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

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I heard that I have three ribs, that I have more surgeries than Cher - whatever they say, they say; I know who I am.

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