A face that is really lovely in repose can fall apart if, when its owner stars to talk, she distorts every feature.
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.
You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.
I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than ten thousand triumphs.
It's women who have embraced their own sexuality, it's why women wear makeup, it's why they wear high heels. It's what civilization is all about.
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more. . . fun to pet, better to chew.