I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be too easy.
How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions?
[T]here seems to have been an actual decline in rational thinking. The United States had become a place where entertainers and professional athletes were mistaken for people of importance. They were idolized and treated as leaders; their opinions were sought on everything and they took themselves just as seriously-after all, if an athlete is paid a million or more a year, he knows he is important. . . so his opinions of foreign affairs and domestic policies must be important, too, even though he proves himself to be ignorant and subliterate every time he opens his mouth.
Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.
It is better to copulate than never.
You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
I never told a joke in my life.
I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.
This change to a higher phase of alert is a signal to governments, to ministries of health and other ministries, to the pharmaceutical industry and the business community that certain actions now should be undertaken with increased urgency.
We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant.