Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
It is a sad thing to want for happiness, but it is a terrible thing to see another groping about blindly for it, when it is almost within the grasp.
One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
Where would the power of women be, were it not for the vanity of men?
when happiness makes a guest appearance in one's life,it's important to make the most of it. It may not stay around for long and when it has gone wouldn't it be terrible to think that all the time one could have been happy was wasted worrying when the happiness would be taken away.