It will work. I am a marketing genius.
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy.
The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I had them all fooled into believing I was normal and well-adjusted, a rock of sensibility who could always be counted on to have a positive attitude.
A lot of writing is a form of seeing - putting down what you see in terms of action and landscape.
'Spice Girls' is about unifying the world - every age, every gender, everyone. It's woman power, it's an essence, a tribe.
"Just to have my kids be in the sun every day-picking avocados, going for a swim," she says. "Even for two years or something, and come back when they go to senior school. " Just what kids want to do, pick avocados. Also: senior school?