You almost hold up your piece of paper and say, ‘The girl I like just gave me a treasure map to herself. ’ But you don’t. You just don’t.
Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.
I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair.
The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility.
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.
The humble and meek are thirsting for lood
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling. . . Whatever happened to wildin' out and being violent? Whatever happened to catching a good, old-fashioned, passionate ass whoopin'? And getting your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
Glamour looks eloquent but seldom talks.
When money is exchanged for pregnancy, some believe, surrogacy comes close to organ-selling, or even baby-selling.