Talk not of the river or lake To those who have looked on the sea.
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.
Once traveling, it's remarkable how quickly faith erodes. It starts to look like something else--ignorance, for example. Same thing happened to the Israelites. Sure it's weak, but sometimes you'd rather just have a map.
If you don't ask me questions, I can't give you an untrue answer.
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
I love you right up to the moon - and back.