I'm a big fan of not letting the audience of off the hook, as they say. I like it when things feel real, and that's oftentimes not comfortable.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
Speech is better than silence; silence is better than speech.
These individuals are tyrants, and so they hate democracy. They are bigots, zealots, and persecutors, and so they hate Americas freedom tolerance, and respect for all people. The terrorists of Sept. 11 live and flourish in darkness. They cannot survive in the liberating and inspirational sunlight of American freedom and democracy.
Realism is a bad word. In a sense everything is realistic. I see no line between the imaginary and the real.
I work hard and I don't come from a rich family.