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Hunger can explain many acts. It can be said that all vile acts are done to satisfy hunger.

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Mike Birbiglia

I performed for the U. S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.

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I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

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I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years. " I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing. " But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

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Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

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