I dont get that -- people going to war over religion. I dont know, I could see going … - Richard Jeni

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The illusion of purpose and design is perhaps the most pervasive illusion about nature that science has to confront on a daily basis.

Richard Jeni

I dont get that -- people going to war over religion. I dont know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if youre going to war over religion, now youre just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend.

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