Imparting knowledge is only lighting other men's candles at our lamp without depriving ourselves of any flame.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
The armoury of having any academic education does not necessarily set you up for being a good or better actor.
I would rather be loved by somebody who respected me.
I keep telling you the future isn't set in stone. It's not all decided yet. The future is just what's down the road we decided to walk on today. You can change roads anytime. And that changes where you end up.
I don't try to be bad as much as I just am by nature.