I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
Everything is awesome. . . Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.
My works are an imitation of my own past and present.
It is my fixed conviction that if a parent can give his children a passionate and wholesome devotion to the outdoors, the fact that he cannot leave each of them a fortune does not really matter so much.
Listen, everything I did in my childhood was competitive. Everything we did my dad made it into a game to win. We used to drive my mum nuts.
One can be ugly in looks, but lovely in disposition.