Nothing can be more contemptible than to suppose Public Records to be true.
Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
Everything is awesome. . . Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.
I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.
The miracle is that we are here, that no matter how undone we’ve been the night before, we wake up every morning and are still here. It is phenomenal just to be.
Sometimes we have only ten minutes to be with the love of our life and thousands of hours to spend thinking about them.
You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.