The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
I've worked with a lot of people on music and often times those things don't work out.
The Kafka paradox: art depends on truth, but truth, being indivisable, cannot know itself: to tell the truth is to lie. thus the writer is the truth, and yet when he speakes he lies.
People abhor boxing, and I agree, but I admire men and women who can stand in a ring like that, nowhere to hide. I've only been to a couple of boxing matches, and they're different from any other event. I'm not there to see blood; I'm there for the heart of someone being able to get up and keep going. And for the respect that's often there in the end.
Disarming Iraq is legal under a series of U. N. resolutions. Iraq is in flagrant violation of U. N. Security Council resolutions.