Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a … - Larry David

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In those vernal seasons of the year when the air is calm and pleasant, it were an injury and sullenness against nature not to go out and see her riches, and partake in her rejoicing with heaven and earth.

Larry David

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

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Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

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A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

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I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

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