Cyberspace still exists at the pleasure of the real world.
Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with sex with any woman I've ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don't ever hold back with me.
If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.
I just like to make people laugh.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids. . . her uterus fell out!
When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.
It becomes the urgent duty of mathematicians, therefore, to meditate about the essence of mathematics, its motivations and goals and the ideas that must bind divergent interests together.
One of the nice things about being busy is it makes you focus on what's important to you and how you use your time.
Wanting to win isn't enough. You have to go through a process to improve. That takes patience, perseverance, and intentionality.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.