Right now, we don't have a very good relation with creation.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
Cash is very easy to hide. It's easy to hoard. It's easy to move, especially these large bills.
I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.
There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin
To an active mind, indolence is more painful than labor.