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Right now, we don't have any leadership from White House to try to understand what our principal foreign adversary was doing to interfere with our elections, to, in effect, destabilize our democracy. So, I think this is - this should be of interest to any American.

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Rodney Dangerfield

When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.

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