Here's the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he's never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He's the white Kanye.
Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.
Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
Oh, the weather outside is weather.
A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.
Acting in general you just feel kind of stupid doing it anyway, but when you're pretending to be rolling around and dodging a foot or riding an ant, you're having to really do it seriously and there's nothing there. You've got to put faith in the process.
Outside of being an actress, I feel like being out is the biggest way that gay people can change perception. There are people that give millions of dollars to gay organizations but are closeted to their own families
We women have lived too much with closure: "If he notices me, if I marry him, if I get into college, if I get this work accepted, if I get this job" -- there always seems to loom the possibility of something being over, settled, sweeping clear the way for contentment. This is the delusion of a passive life. When the hope for closure is abandoned, when there is an end to fantasy, adventure for women will begin.
Barrons, Jericho: I haven't the faintest fecking clue. He keeps saving my life. I suppose that's something.
As an older and wiser man, I don't believe in luck. I believe in hard work and talent and determination.