I was nominated for two Grammy's, but. . . more importantly, I like it when I get a … - Judy Tenuta

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Television forces people to be larger than life. I would be too shy.

Judy Tenuta

I was nominated for two Grammy's, but. . . more importantly, I like it when I get a letter from someone. . . a person that I've affected their lives or I've helped them. That's important to me. Someone will say "I was feeling bad and you helped me".

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My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait. "

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I think it might be harder for a young comic because there's so much more competition. There's more people trying to do it and there are less rooms. Seriously. The way people do anything now is by getting press - some scandal. It's awful. Somebody has to go on a rooftop with a rifle and they get their own sitcom. It's disgusting.

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I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes. You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school now. It's crazy. I feel sorry for these kids, not to mention that the new Secretary Of Education, Betsy DeVos, is against education.

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Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do - excuse me - you can never compete with her. You can win the Nobel Peace Prize and you can't compete with Kim Lard-ashian's ass.

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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

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