I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
Memories are like moonbeams, we do with them what we will.
Credulity is the sister of innocence.
The future? Like unwritten books and unborn children, you don't talk about it.
The waste basket is the writer's best friend.
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.