You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess. " "Maybe that's all they have in common.
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
Find like-minded people and try not to be individualized to the point where you try to fight it all and think about it all on your own.
I pulled the oxygen tubes from my nostrils and raised the tube up over my head, handing it to Dad. I wanted it to be just me and just him.
Truth is the most unbending and uncompliable, the most necessary, firm, immutable, and adamantine thing in the world.
Religions don't own compassion; it is a human virtue.