Thought, word, and deed are the three levels of creation.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex. . . Yes, three times in 35 years.
I saw a specialist who asked me 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?'. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Religious faith to W. H. Bragg was the willingness to stake his all on the hypothesis that Christ was right, and test it by a lifetime's experiment in charity.
Just as one must learn the art of killing in the training for violence, so one must learn the art of dying in the training for nonviolence.
The camera relieves us of the burden of memory. It surveys us like God, and it surveys for us. Yet no other god has been so cynical, for the camera records in order to forget.
Turn around, Piglet. Step lightly, Pooh. This silly ol' dance is perfect for two.