You will never be able to bet on yourself unless you believe in yourself.
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
The world must come together to confront climate change. There is little scientific dispute that if we do nothing, we will face more drought, famine and mass displacement that will fuel more conflict for decades.
I can feel infinitely alive curled up on the sofa reading a book.
The heavens themselves, the planets, and this centre Observe degree, priority, and place, Insisture, course, proportion, season, form, Office, and custom, in all line of order.
The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.