The majority of people who keel over dead at concerts are killed by a long trumpet passage. - Garrison Keillor - Quotesmemo.com

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You shy, Francesca?” Javier asks me later on. I shake my head. “Not really. ” I’m just sad, I want to say. And I’m lonely.

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Garrison Keillor

The majority of people who keel over dead at concerts are killed by a long trumpet passage.

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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God writes a lot of comedy. . . the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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You shy, Francesca?” Javier asks me later on. I shake my head. “Not really. ” I’m just sad, I want to say. And I’m lonely.

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Few white citizens are acquainted with blacks other than those projected by the media and the so--called educational system, whichis nothing more than a system of rewards and punishments based upon one's ability to pledge loyalty oaths to Anglo culture. The media and the "educational system" are the prime sources of racism in the United States.

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The Law waits for you to stumble on a mode of being, a soul different from the FDA-approved purple-stamped standard dead meat - & as soon as you begin to act in harmony with nature the Law garottes & strangles you - so don't play the blessed liberal middleclass martyr - accept the fact that you're a criminal & be prepared to act like one.

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