Here is a good revolution in conscious and a good salvation formula for mankind: Get rid of religion, keep the God!
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
I am old school, I joined the gay liberation movement in 1972. If you had told me in 1972 that in the year 2009 I would be campaigning for the right to join the army or get married I think I would have started dating women at that time.
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
The social damage was not in the failure but in the undertaking, which was expensive. The cost of war was the poison running through the 14th century.