You can't tell an audience to like a character. And I think the best way to get the audience on someone's side is to embarrass them.
I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
Lately though I've been in love with myself and I've become my own best friend.
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Well you are fresh Your face is fabulous Don’t forget you’re one of a kind When nobody’s checking the deeds you’ve done And nobody’s hearing your cries You make all the fashion statements Just by dressing up your mind ((Beauty in Ugly))
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.