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We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

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I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

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Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education. . . because they were both druids.

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