Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
House Republicans want to pass a strong border security, illegal immigration bill. We want a bill. There is no ifs, ands or buts about it.
The movies and the parts I'm being offered are becoming better and better.
Even if corners were cut, (Iran-Contra) was a brilliant scheme. There is no possibility that anyone in any Democratic administration would have gone to such lengths to fund anti-Communist forces. When Democrats scheme from the White House, it's to cover up the President's affair with an intern. When Republicans scheme, it's to support embattled anti-Communist freedom fighters sold out by the Democrats.
It is always advisable to obtain a mantra from a self-realized master. Until then we may use one of the mantras of our beloved deity like 'Om Namah Shivaya', 'Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya', 'Om Namo Narayanaya', 'Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama Hare Hare, Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare', 'Om Shivashaktyaikya Rupinyai Namaha' or even the names of Christ, Allah or Buddha.