"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home. "
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
A man is not much if he can't depend on himself, and nothing if others can't depend on him.
It turns out we're very good at not seeing things
Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
In the event of atomic war there is a tremendous biological advantage in the so-called undeveloped areas that have a high birth rate and high death rate because, man, they can plow under those mutations.