Wonder and humility are wholesome emotions and they do not exist side by side with a lust for destruction.
Life is just a bowl of pits.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
We are going into space, and we need protection. And in case we need to space walk, we'll have to go outside.
Meditation is the only intentional, systematic human activity which at bottom is about not trying to improve yourself or get anywhere else, but simply to realize where you already are.
To him who has had the experience no explanation is necessary, to him who has not, none is possible.
Oh, be my friend, and teach me to be thine!