Every genuine expression of love grows out of a consistent and total surrender to God.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
Money can't buy poverty.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise. . . unlike politicians.
It could be worse. . . It could be raining
The minister's task is not to coddle the saints but to collar the sinners.
People don't realize the amount of stress you put on your body both physically and mentally from just the wear and tear of a season.
Never forget which way you face
The soul can do without everything except the word of God, without which none at all of its wants are provided for.