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Marty Feldman Biography

Martin Alan "Marty" Feldman (8 July 1934 – 2 December 1982) was a British comedy writer, comedian, and actor, known for his prominent, misaligned eyes. He starred in several British television comedy series, including At Last the 1948 Show and Marty, the latter of which won two BAFTA awards. He was the first Saturn Award winner for Best Supporting Actor for his role in Young Frankenstein.

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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Done, Enjoy, Having, Things

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Eat, Executive, Food, Funny, Gladly, Life

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Act, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Like, Sodomy

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

Die, Growing Up, Grows, Old, Young

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Laugh, Laughter, Love, Pain

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Embarrassing, Jokes, Wish

It could be worse. . . It could be raining

Rain, Raining, Worse

Money can't buy poverty.

Buy, Funny, Money, Poverty

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Compliment, Mustache, Offer, Sincere

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Make, Making, Men, Relative, Sex, Two

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Difference, Differences, Direct, Director, Directors, Want

Hookers have to deliver on their promise. . . unlike politicians.

Deliver, Hookers, Politician, Politicians, Promise