Learn that clothes are there to suit your life, not to run
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.
I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people. ' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich. '
There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.
I believe I can do anything. If I decide I want to be a doctor tomorrow, I'm going to be a doctor.
Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle and pretty blue bubbles in the background, to hang in my room, but that nurse here said the girl was naked from the waist up and not appropriate. You know, I've had that picture for fifty years and I never knew she was naked. If you ask me, I don't think the old men they've got here can see well enough to notice that she's bare-breasted. But, this is a Methodist home, so she's in the closet with my gallstones.
Writer's block? Don't worry about it. Either it goes away or you die.