You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny … - Garry Shandling

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I very seldom worry about other systems. I concentrate pretty fully on just making Linux the best I can.

Garry Shandling

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

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