My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.
The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.
When a timid mouse who is a mom needs to be a hero, she does it, because that's what moms do.
Being a mom can be so isolating, and hanging out with other moms is very, very healthy.
My moms is strictly Christian but once I got knowledge of self and started reading she used to love when I would sit there and tell her some of the things that I learned. It gave her an open mind to where she started believing in the most high.
Like, she had a caterer, she had wardrobe people, she had two makeup artists. . . I mean, we have makeup and we have wardrobe, but Felicia [Day] was, like, on it. She had two cameras operating, sets, extras everywhere. It was unbelievable. I don't know what her budget was or is, but she had sponsors for her show, and we don't have a sponsor yet, so basically, the difference is, our moms make our costumes.
When it comes to women, our perfectionism gives us a lot of grief. Women want to be super moms, super partners and super performers at work - and all at the same time. That's stressful.
I had gone to jail, but I wasn't gettin' locked up for drugs then. I was gettin' locked up for guns. My moms kept finding guns and stuff in my room and she was gettin' more scared.
moms aren’t the best audience for medication humor.
She went from angry to calm so fast that he wondered if she wasn’t the Ferrari of moms. Her top speed had to be. 65 nanoseconds. ’ (Nick)
I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever get tired?' When I'm out, I think about my couch. Like, 'It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there's an episode of Dance Moms on. "
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
Think: who has vans, huh? Soccer moms and serial killers.
I do a one-hour workout called Drenched, a cardio-boxing fitness routine, Monday through Friday. There are usually between twenty-five and fifty people there - everyone from stay-at-home moms and professional martial artists to teenagers and seniors. They play great dance music. When I can, I take two classes back-to-back.
Adult males are what their moms designed them.
It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!
My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She blames it on everybody else but me.
Within the black community, roughly 60 percent of children are born to single moms. Moms don't have the emotional wherewithal to deal with their children. Their English is atrocious. Their speaking is atrocious. The dropout rate is horrendous.
My purpose is to refuel, refresh and rejuvenate moms.
