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Treat a child as though he already is the person he's capable of becoming.

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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

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