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I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

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The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

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THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.

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You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

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The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count.

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Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

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