Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
Javier Chevanton don't speak the language too good.
I didn't realise you could travel so far and still be in England.
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma
People believe a man is in distress because his loved one dies in one day. But his real pain is less futile: it is that he finds out that sadness too does not last. Even pain has no meaning.
Have you ever noticed that when you pray, coincidences happen? And when you don't, they don't.
Every time we mention God we become theologians, and the only question is whether we are going to be good ones or bad ones.