All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
Its getting late early
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love.
Esteem must be founded on preference: to hold everyone in high esteem is to esteem nothing.
You want to be a hero. That is why you do such silly things.
Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.