It takes many years to be a great comedian. - Don Rickles - Quotesmemo.com

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Don Rickles

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

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Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!

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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

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No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

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When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

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Mary is the sure path to our meeting with Christ. Devotion to the Mother of the Lord, when it is genuine, is always an impetus to a life guided by the spirit and values of the Gospel.

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Heidegger wrote a book called Was Ist Das Ding - What Is a Thing? which was kind of interesting and influential to me, as a matter of fact. It's a small paperback, which I read. It's about the nature of thingness; what is it? It's a very penetrating analysis of that, and I think a rather influential book. I know other artists who have read it and come up with it.

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The first film is everything you want to say and how you want to say it. Lots of directors will do that and do it really well, but the second film is not so easy.

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