The fountains of sacred rivers flow upwards (i. e. , everything is turned topsy turvy. )
I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.
My kids are always awake. It's they're taking shifts. 'Alright, I'll annoy 'em from midnight to. Who wants to ?'
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. . . . I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed.
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy". . . My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family. " Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
There are many kinds of beauty, and you can find it where you least expect.
Boys, young men, men of all ages are being captivated by the new visual grammar which pushes men to pout and posture.
Antipater uses us favourably if he looks upon us as staves, but very hardly if he considers us as freemen.
There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.