I have always thought of music as a highway with many lanes.
I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
Everybody’s gotta learn, nobody’s born knowing.
True, there are architects so called in this country, and I have heard of one at least possessed with the idea of making architectural ornaments have a core of truth, a necessity, and hence a beauty, as if it were a revelation to him. All very well perhaps from his point of view, but only a little better than the common dilettantism.
A great man, who was convinced that the truths of political and moral science are capable of the same certainty as those that form the system of physical science, even in those branches like astronomy that seem to approximate mathematical certainty. He cherished this belief, for it led to the consoling hope that humanity would inevitably make progress toward a state of happiness and improved character even as it has already done in its knowledge of the truth.
People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.